Two stories from the animal kingdom called France:

In the northern French town of Laon, a 72-year old hunter tries to kill a wild boar, but doesn’t aim properly. The wounded boar goes mad, counter-attacks, and drags the hunter over a distance of several meters. The man ends up in hospital with a broken leg, the boar escapes.
Justice at last: hunting has finally become a sport, with equal chances for all. Source

On the French island of Réunion, a woman finds a dead mouse in a can of red beans. The local supermarket is in a generous mood: the woman not only gets her money back, but also end up with a free set of kitchen utensils. All other locals are requested to take their red beans back to the shop, but only get a refund.
Free tip: girls, open your can, put a dead mouse in it, and claim your kitchen utensils! Source