Monthly Archives: November 2007

Bouguereau Du Jour (6)

Another Worth1000 contest, another another homage to French painter William-Adolphe Bouguereau. Photoshoppers were invited to to create a ghostly image in a classical work of art. Among the entries were at least half a dozen Bouguereau rip-offs. The one above … Continue reading

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Friday FrogTube (Update)

Friday is video day on Frogsmoke. In this edition: a tribute to a guitarist, ignorance and prejudice, French phrases, powerful signatures, edelweiss in Occitan, a foreign minister in English, a pigeon with remorse, and a sheep with a mission. Enjoy! … Continue reading

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Cracy Translations

Yobocrats or Thugocrats? Wonderful, the French language. Today, referring to the recent violence in Paris suburbs, Nicolas Sarkozy invented a new word, “voyoucratie“. How do you translate that in English? So far, the media have come up with two English … Continue reading

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RIP Fred Chichin

Catherine Ringer and Fred Chichin of Les Rita Mutsouko. Fred died yesterday aged 53. You may never have heard of French band Les Rita Mutsouko, but France is pretty upset about the death of it’s co-founder Fred Chichin. Fred Chichin, … Continue reading

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Tomorrow a Sarko-Free Day? Fat Chance!

Haha, I have my master plan ready! An association named Rassemblement pour la démocratie à la télévision (RDT) has called for 30 November to be a Day Without Sarkozy. They believe that The Boss appears too often in the media. … Continue reading

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French prison for sale. Hoteliers only need apply

Sainte-Anne prison in Avignon — yours for four million euros For sale in former city of popes: one medieval insane asylum and prison. Exceptional location next to papal palace. River views. Cell space for 700. Hoteliers only need apply. As … Continue reading

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Why things cost more in France than elsewhere

The French are ripped off — and accept it without protest French price comparison site pricerunner.fr looked at the prices of 26 consumer goods in 29 towns across the world (22 in Europe) and came up with interesting figures. For … Continue reading

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DIY Paternity Test By Mail Order

My kid or someone else’s? Find out within three days. It’s illegal in France, so suspicious French fathers get their paternity tests in Spain. DNA has become big business in Spain, where private companies are cashing in on legal restrictions … Continue reading

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Plane vs Wall. Wall wins.

Some new pictures have emerged of the collision between an Airbus A340 and a concrete wall during final testing at an airport in Toulouse, two weeks ago. Spectacular! Try to imagine the fright of the people in the cockpit… More … Continue reading

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Frequent Flyer Update

Enlarge map The Boss is back from China, so it’s time for an update of Sarko’s Travel Map, courtesy of French newspaper 20Minutes. Use the arrows and zoom controls, or click ‘Enlarge map’ to view the details of his journeys.

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Naked Female Fire Fighters Calendar 2008

In case of emergency the girl on the left can at least wear her helmet. The trend is unstoppable: female fire fighters undress for a good cause. The girls of an emergency unit in Carpentras (French Provence) have joined forces … Continue reading

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France in Top-10 of Best Places on Earth

Countries marked in dark green have the highest HDI. The French love to moan about their lives, but they’re better off than most. According to the latest Human Development Index, France comes in at 10th place, in a list of … Continue reading

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Power Woman

The woman behind Areva of France: Anne Lauvergeon Areva, the French nuclear power giant, signed the largest deal in the industry’s history Monday, with China’s leading nuclear power company. The agreement will bring both technology and much-needed energy to China, … Continue reading

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Casinos Offer Free Lollipops To Keep Gambling Smokers

The total smoking ban, which becomes effective next January, causes headaches for casinos in France. Several casinos are hoping to counter their customers’ stress by giving them free lollipops. But first impressions are not good. One gambler says: “I’m one … Continue reading

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Is Champs Elysleaze a Better Name?

The worlds most famous boulevard isn’t what it used to be: Chic to sleaze, as Champs-Elysees suffers crime wave The area around the Champs-Elysees is seeing an alarming increase in violent crime. France’s National Crime Observatory reports that the number … Continue reading

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