Everybody's talking about Obama's macho swimsuit body on the cover of the Washingtonian.
That pisses off the man who is really the hottest guy on the block (and who also happens to have the hottest First Lady). Not to be outdone by that American bloke, Nick Sarkozy is now hitting back with his own magazine, aptly named The Sarkonian.
Here's the cover (click for bigger):

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