From the useles statistics department: German men are ‘world’s worst lovers’ and the Spanish are the best

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered “too smelly”. English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded “too quick to finish” and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians. The French fell just out of the top-three, but beat the Irish and South-Africans.

A random French lover picking up some Italian girl

A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: ”These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.”