The truth is out: here’s the list of the Hottest Heads of State

For too long, citizens of the world have suffered under the tyranny of unattractive leaders. Some people say that this is just the way things are: unattractive people have a death grip on the levers of power that will never be loosened. We say: Not with that attitude it won’t. By ranking the world’s leaders by looks, we hope to heighten voter awareness of this problem and shame the citizens of countries with unattractive leaders into rising up and staging coups or something.

Hottest, hotter, hot: the top-3

Warm, cool, cold

Overall winner is Yulia Tymoshenko, Prime Minister of Ukraine, followed by Jens Stoltenberg, Prime Minister of Norway and Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck, King of Bhutan. Among true world leaders, Barack Obama scores #15 and Vladimir Putin #18. And good old Nicolas Sarkozy? He ends up at a paltry 28th place.

Life’s not fair, is it?