Pardon, a small business on the island of Martinique launches a T-shirt that could land them in court — again:

The shirt shows Jesus Jean Sarkozy who may (but will not) get a handsome job in the Paris business district, thanks to the influence of God Daddy Nicolas. The T-shirts will have a limited distribution (only 250 will reach the French mainland), so they’re likely to sell out fast — probably even before the Sarkozys take the company to court. After all, that’s what happened the last time Pardon had a go at the Royal Family. A year ago, Pardon was ordered to pay 40,000 euros to la prima donna for their Bruni bag.

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