Poor Nicolas Sarkozy. Since he put the wrong date on his 1989 photo at the Berlin wall the entire world seems to go mad over him. Photoshoppers now provide compelling evidence of Sarko's first steps on the moon and his presence at the Kennedy assassination. According to the same sources he also personally stopped the tanks at Tienanmen Square, stormed the Bastille, and landed at Omaha Beach.

He was even the guy who gave birth to mankind:

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