Patrice Claybard. Once a poker champ, now a miserable loser. He hates France, shits on it, but can’t go back to the country where he made his money. The Americans refuse him a permit because he dared to show on TV the bit of flesh that lives inside his pantalon. Here he is on the Conan O’Brien show last week:

The interviewer didn’t seem to understand French too well. When she asked Claybard how to say “good luck” in French the subtitles went blank and the girl didn’t blush. His answer: Suce ma bite

Update: Oops: the whole thing is a fake. According to this article (in French) the interview was not on the Conan O’Brien show, and there is no sign of Patrice Claybard on the web.