Johnny Hallyday will live another year
Carla Bruni won’t have a second bébé
Nicolas Sarkozy won’t win the Nobel Peace Prize
Unemployment won’t go down
There won’t be less traffic deaths
Flying will be even less fun
Dangerous dogs will continue to maul kids
France won’t win the Eurovision song contest
Defective nuclear power plants will be shut down
Nobody will stop the carbecues
No Raphale fighter jet will find a foreign buyer
Strikes will paralyze public life without achieving anything
Prison suicides will remain sky-high
José Bové will end another hunger strike without dying
France won’t win the football world cup
The French Spiderman will not fall off a skyscraper
The Tour de France will not have a clean winner
The national debt won’t go down
Scandal will hit the Miss France pageant
Horror pics on cigarette packs won’t have any effect
More French soldiers will die in Afghanistan
Frogsmoke won’t win any blog award

So, sit back, smile and make the best of 2010!