Everybody can become president of France. They just need the support of 500 mayors and a program. Here are three of them. They may not (yet) have the signatures they need but their plans for the nation are rock solid.

Cyndi Lee makes her third attempt at the presidency with the wish that everybody is happy and has a lot of sex. Who can be against hat?

Rasta Président wants voter’s rights for 6-year olds, legalization of polygamy, and an intergalactic embassy for extraterrestrials. It all makes sense, doesn’t it?

Dédé l’abeillaud is the biodiversity candidate. He fights for the plight of bees and claims to have 300 supporters. Prezz with a buzz!