Talking Chirac Action Hero
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There’s only one French action hero: Talking Jacques Chirac
Comes dressed in standard green military outfit. Following the attacks of September 11th, the French gave us their tepid support for our war on terror. However, when President Bush and the United States ratcheted up the pressure on Saddam Hussein, the French President sat idly on the sidelines, nearly wetting his pants in fear. This 12″ action figure dressed in military attire blurts out these ridiculous proclamations: “I vetoed you again you stupid American cowboys” “I’m the ruler of Old Europe” “Go ahead, boycott France, I don’t care” “I’m a little puppet”
Chirac falls in the Villain Action Figures category, together with Putin, Sadam, Osama, Schroeder and the Butcher of Bagdad. Yours for $29.95
Thu 20-Mar-08 | Posted in: People, Oops
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Comment from General Pepper
Time: March 20, 2008, 7:38 pm
reading between the lines, i suppose the guy who wrote this text is a big Bush fan! and he s probably dumb enough to spend 30 bucks on a doll, too.
anyway, 5 years later, 3000 soldiers dead, another great number injured and how many thousands Iraquis dead/injured and some 600 billion $ spent… Chirac can now say “i told you so, arsehole”